kerry walks up to man at the visa window at japanese embassy, london.
man looks at paper and asks, do you have a criminal record?
kerry replies, yes I do, but I dont have it with me.
man looks shocked, and asks, what is it for?
kerry replies, for supply (sub) teaching.
man looks more shocked and appalled...you have a criminal record for supply teaching???!
penny drops in kerry's head.
oh, wait, no, i thought you meant criminal background check!
kerry desperately tries to laugh it off, that's funny she says.
man thinks kerry is an idiot and goes to call security.